{"id":5501,"date":"2025-07-03T17:30:06","date_gmt":"2025-07-03T17:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/freshstoryes.lol\/?p=5501"},"modified":"2025-07-03T17:30:06","modified_gmt":"2025-07-03T17:30:06","slug":"tom-not-wishing-you-a-happy-birthday-unthinkable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/freshstoryes.lol\/?p=5501","title":{"rendered":"Tom, Not Wishing You a Happy Birthday? Unthinkable."},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"262\" data-end=\"425\">It would be unthinkable not to wish Tom a happy birthday. Inconceivable. Absurd. Preposterous, even. Some might say it would be impractical\u2026 unfeasible\u2026 nonviable.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5502\" src=\"https:\/\/freshstoryes.lol\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/tom.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/freshstoryes.lol\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/tom.jpg 480w, https:\/\/freshstoryes.lol\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/tom-240x300.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"438\">But for me?<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"440\" data-end=\"559\">Not celebrating one of the greatest actors \u2014 and all-around legends \u2014 on his birthday? That\u2019s just out of the question.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"561\" data-end=\"731\">So here it is, loud and clear:<br data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"594\" \/><strong data-start=\"594\" data-end=\"618\">Happy Birthday, Tom.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><br data-start=\"618\" data-end=\"621\" \/>May your day be filled with the same kind of energy, charm, and larger-than-life magic you bring to the world.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"561\" data-end=\"731\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It would be unthinkable not to wish Tom a happy birthday. Inconceivable. Absurd. Preposterous, even. Some might say it would be impractical\u2026 unfeasible\u2026 nonviable. &nbsp; &nbsp; But for me? Not celebrating one of the&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/freshstoryes.lol\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/freshstoryes.lol\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/freshstoryes.lol\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freshstoryes.lol\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freshstoryes.lol\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5501"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/freshstoryes.lol\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5503,"href":"https:\/\/freshstoryes.lol\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5501\/revisions\/5503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/freshstoryes.lol\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freshstoryes.lol\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freshstoryes.lol\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}