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When Mrs. Parks asked her sixth-grade science class a seemingly simple question, no one could have predicted the hilarious misunderstanding that would unfold. What started as an innocent\u00a0quiz<\/a>\u00a0about the human body quickly turned into a lesson Little Mary would never forget.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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If you\u2019ve ever seen someone embarrass themselves by jumping to the wrong conclusion, you\u2019ll want to keep reading for a laugh-out-loud moment that will make you glad you weren\u2019t in Mary\u2019s shoes\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, \u201cCan anyone tell me which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?\u201d<\/p>\n

No one answered, so the teacher pointed at a student at random.<\/p>\n

Little Mary protests the dirty question<\/h3>\n

Little Mary stood up, crossed her arms and said, \u201cYou should not be asking sixth graders dirty questions like that! I\u2019m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and then he\u2019ll fire you!\u201d<\/p>\n

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, \u201cLet\u2019s try that again. Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?\u201d<\/p>\n

Little Mary\u2019s mouth fell open. She pointed at her teacher and yelled,\u00a0\u201cYou\u2019re gonna get in big trouble!\u201d<\/p>\n

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, \u201cAnybody?\u201d<\/p>\n

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, \u201cThe body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.\u201d<\/p>\n

Mrs. Parks smiled and said, \u201cVery good, Billy,\u201d<\/p>\n

She turned to Mary and continued,\u00a0\u201cAs for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn\u2019t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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